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"I regret everything about my existence."

—A thing I actually said to another human.

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money


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"Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me."

—J. K. Rowling (via rsvnr)

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Title: Bridge Over Troubled Water
Artist: Simon and Garfunkel
Played: 5331 times

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eridantherudefish:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

its a metaphor you see


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queermosexuallama:

onawingandaswear:

Hello all, so this is my dad, and he’s planning on cosplaying as Rescue Captain America at San Diego Comic-Con this year.

Here’s the problem: He’s 53 and he thinks he might be too old to cosplay. In addition, he thinks he’s not buff/handsome enough to pull it off a Captain America costume. So even though he’s put a ton of work into his cosplay, he’s thinking about not taking any of it with us.

I’ve set out to prove him wrong, so tumblr, please help me show this retired Air Force officer that he makes a great Captain America!

Do it!!!


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ugly:

do u ever just lay in bed at night and wonder why no one wants to kiss u


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